"The greatest fine art of the future will be the making of a comfortable living from a small piece of land."
-Abraham Lincoln


See this t-shirt?   The one with more holes in it than swiss cheese?
I have one that looks just like it, although mine is a nice storm cloud gray color not military green.  I've had it since I was a freshman in college.
It was one of my favorites.  I wore it all the time.   100% cotton just like this shirt in the picture.   I got it from Target, paid about $10 at the time.  It now has basically just as many holes in it as this brand new shirt.   I started to use it as a rag.
This shirt, that looks just like my rag, will set you back $1,600.  

I wonder if I put my shirt up on Ebay if I could get some money?   I mean, I would expect people would want a discount, so how about I start the bidding at $800, I mean, crap that's half off.   LOL.