Ever find yourself giggling at the wording of some of the church bulletins in your parish? Well, if that sounds like you then you definately aren't alone. Here are some of the best church bulletin bloopers from around the web, enjoy:
"Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.."
"Don’t let worry kill you off – let the Church help."
"Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get."
"A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow."
"Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered."
"The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon."
"Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance."
"The Associate Minister unveiled the church’s new campaign slogan last Sunday: ‘I Upped My Pledge – Up Yours’."
"It's Drug Awareness Week: Get involved in drugs before your children do."
"The Women's League reported that Mrs. Springston, a grandmother of five, made a hole in one last week. Good Shooting! "
"This Friday is our annual church hayride. Bring a pack of hot dogs and guns. We'll have a good time. "
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