Ugh Writer's Block

It seems like we've been busy these last few days but haven't done anything worth blogging about.   So I got onto one of those websites that gives you prompt questions to answer on your blog.   My prompt question went like this
"What's your favorite quote and why?"


My favorite quote is   "As novices, we think we're entirely responsible for the way people treat us. I have long since learned that we are responsible only for the way we treat people. "


Rose Wilder Lane
 
I'm not sure why that's my favorite quote right now and it will probably be replaced by a new favorite quote sometime in the near future as I'm always changing my mind about those sorts of things.   I like it, I suppose, because it illustrates personal responsibilty, humility, balance, and puts into perspective what we can and cannot control.   We can't control what other people think about us or how other people treat us, we can only control what we think about ourselves and how we treat other people.   Simple, timeless wisdom.
 
Well, that's it.   I've got nothing else for today.   Not the most exciting post ever.   Here's a funny little picture to make up for it.

A little political humor...

If you are easily offended then I apologize in advance.   But if you are one of those easily offended folks, may I suggest lightening up a little bit, life is to short to take every little thing seriously.  

Now I will commence with the funny....

DISCOVERY - THE DENSEST ELEMENT




Discovery Announcement ~ The densest element in the known Universe has been found! Pelosium:A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol of Pelosium is PU.



Pelosium’s mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.



This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.



When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium. That is an element that radiates orders of magnitude, albeit as incoherent noise. It has half as many peons, but twice as many morons as Pelosium.

Seriously?

See this t-shirt?   The one with more holes in it than swiss cheese?

I have one that looks just like it, although mine is a nice storm cloud gray color not military green.  I've had it since I was a freshman in college.

It was one of my favorites.  I wore it all the time.   100% cotton just like this shirt in the picture.   I got it from Target, paid about $10 at the time.  It now has basically just as many holes in it as this brand new shirt.   I started to use it as a rag.

This shirt, that looks just like my rag, will set you back $1,600.  

I wonder if I put my shirt up on Ebay if I could get some money?   I mean, I would expect people would want a discount, so how about I start the bidding at $800, I mean, crap that's half off.   LOL.

Time for another funny video

Ok, so this video has been circling the last few days or so and many of you have probably already seen it.  BUUUUUT, it cracks me up so much that I found the need to post it here.  Enjoy it folks.

Funny Stuff...

Those who know me would tell you that I love to laugh.   I search out anything funny, witty, comical, etc.  Frequently when I'm online I'm searching for things that are humorous.  And occasionally I like to share some of what I find on here.   So, if you're in the mood for a good laugh, please feel free to sit back, relax and enjoy the following exhibits of "humor".  

Redneck Balcony.   Please notice the crutch sitting next to him.

Bad leg be damned, nothing was stopping him from getting onto that roof.

Maybe their relationship is closer than we originally thought. lol.

Insert Monica Lewinsky joke here.

I don't even know what to say about this one...

Classic.

Points for cuteness.

This one's just plain silly.

The look on his face...pricesless.